My Favourite Sms Jokes

A mosquito hen fell in love with each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue


Mosquito died of bird flu


Moral:True Love Story


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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
- It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?U r beautiful.


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The ans 2 the hardest Ques ever is
here


Q:Wen do u knw ur in love?


A:u knw ur in love wen u start looking
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There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....


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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came: " Any joke which is eighteen years old. "


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